meatball (possible?)

Hi I'm a professional network systems administrator and security analyst
I also write code and design user applications for most major platforms
You can e-mail me and stuff
I have a website portfolio https://possiblemeatball.net

What do you do / what have you done

I am the webmaster for the Rock Eaters Network and its related services
I am the sole proprietor of Never Trust LLC, once a cloud computing provider

Hey recruiters

I'm looking for a job in case you are hiring
That's only if you're hiring though
No stress, man, just check out my portfolio later